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Hostile Hoarders ☢ Card Game (Relaunch)

Created by GeekOn!

A casual card game fueled by ridiculous visual puns where players wield makeshift weapons to gather rations for survival

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Nazar Update and Pledge Manager
about 4 years ago – Tue, Mar 15, 2022 at 04:19:31 PM

Hello all you Hoarders, 


As you may know there are many Ukraine citizens stepping up to join in the fight for their country, Nazar being one of them. We are luck enough to still be in communication with him through all of this. We are still hopeful that production will not be delayed, however,  this is understandably effecting the completion of the After Dark and Expansion artwork. We are continuing to move forward, just at a much slower pace. 

I can't believe this madman is drawing sex toy weapons one day and defending his home the next. He is truly a god. 🙌


We are still working on the Vat and Shipping quotes for international backers before releasing the Pledge Manager.  These will be prepaid to prevent any delay once shipping begins. It is a little extra work in the front end that will be well worth it and will result in a much smoother delivery. 


Thank you all again for the support. We can't wait to get our first game printed and in everyone's hands! 💕

Our Artist and Ukraine
about 4 years ago – Sat, Feb 26, 2022 at 12:45:56 AM

Our thoughts are going out to our wonderful artist Nazar who is in Ukraine right now. He is currently moving to a safer area in the country as the conflict with Russia unfolds. 


While being the least of our worries, with him not in a stable environment it is already causing some delay in finalizing our Stretch Goal and NSFW cards. We are still on track to fulfill as scheduled but things can change at any point. 


We will keep everyone updated as we get updates. 💕

Pledge Manager and Payments
about 4 years ago – Tue, Feb 22, 2022 at 11:12:57 PM

Hello everyone,

Just a few details and logistics. 

If your card has not already been charged, Kickstarter will attempt to charge the card on file two weeks after the campaign closes. This means if you needed to update or change any information be sure to do so by this Thursday, February 24th. 

If your card has already been charged then you are all good. Sit back and relax. 


After Feb 24th you will still have access to the pledge manager and be able to update your card on file and adjust your pledge. You will also still have access to the pledge tiers with stretch goals. 


Pledge manager will be available in the next 1-2 weeks where you can select any add-on's for your pledge.


If you have any further questions let us know!

Thank you all for believing and backing. 💕
about 4 years ago – Sun, Feb 13, 2022 at 04:53:06 PM

From the Ultimate Board Game Backpack to Hostile Hoarders and everything in between we couldn't have done GeekOn without you all! Since day one we have strived for quality products and community service. We pride ourselves on being a brand you can depend on and will continue to exceed your expectations. With the campaign complete we are not skipping a beat in polishing and fulfilling this project!


We're not done yet! Everyone's contributions are being organized to survey the community for some new cards. Will it be Ragnac"ck? Inedible Underwear? It's a real "Head Scratcher". 😉 Stay tuned for the Survey and thank you again!

Final Day - Everything UNLOCKED
about 4 years ago – Fri, Feb 11, 2022 at 10:52:11 PM

Stretch Goals ✔

With a few hours to go all our stretch goals have been UNLOCKED 🔓🔑

Thank you to everyone that participated and encouraged others to as well. We have 46 NSFW Terms and 46 Weapons to choose from! My goodness I cannot wait to see the artwork for all these. 🤣

Special thanks to:

Munchkinator 

Gregg Schwartz

Stetson M

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