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Hostile Hoarders ☢ Card Game (Relaunch)

Created by GeekOn!

A casual card game fueled by ridiculous visual puns where players wield makeshift weapons to gather rations for survival

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Roid Rage & Double Tap 🔒🔑
about 4 years ago – Fri, Feb 04, 2022 at 07:56:11 AM

First Stretch Goal is Unlocked!

Roid Rage is officially unlocked! Give your weapons a +2 in battle. 💪

Double Tap is one member away from being unlocked as well. Join us in the Discord and check out the NSFW card released today 👀





Social Goal Progress with clickable links:

- Only one of the two goals must be complete to Unlock -

Roid Rage -

  • Share our Announcement post on Facebook 25/50
  • View our Play through Video on Facebook 202/200

Self Quarantine -

  • Tag a Friend on in our Announcement Post on Instagram 15/50
  • Like our Announcement Post on Instagram 55/100

Dire Times -

  • Post your Survival Gear on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Survival 0/50
  • Comment on our campaign with your own Improvised Weapon. When complete, weapons will be voted on and turned into one of the additional weapon cards 14/20

Guess Again -

  • Create a TikTok with Geekon Original Audio 2/50
  • Comment on our campaign with an urban dictionary link for NSFW terms 5/20

Double Tap -

  • Follow us on on Instagram 54/400
  • Join our Discord 49/50

Dumpster Diver -

  • Post your Ration Tattoo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Foodie 1/50
  • Comment on our campaign your favor ration card. Let us know what you all are thinking!! 7/20

Insider Trading -

  • Post your Doggo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #NuclearGas 4/50
  • Subscribe to Tabletop Simulator Hostile Hoarders page 67/75

Improvised Weapons 🦨💨
about 4 years ago – Fri, Feb 04, 2022 at 07:55:49 AM

Our list of Weapon submissions is growing! 

Comment your creative cavalry for the chance to have it brought to life AND to Unlock an additional enhancement card. We have 35 submissions so far with 14 unique backers. 

We're also 2 subscriptions away on Tabletop Simulator to unlock Insider Trading.  


Try the game out on Tabletopia and Tabletop Simulator. 

Check out some After Dark Cards in our Discord.



Social Goal Progress with clickable links:

- Only one of the two goals must be complete to Unlock -


Roid Rage - UNLOCKED


Double Tap - UNLOCKED

Self Quarantine -

  • Tag a Friend on in our Announcement Post on Instagram 16/50
  • Like our Announcement Post on Instagram 65/100

Dire Times -

  • Post your Survival Gear on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Survival 0/50
  • Comment on our campaign with your own Improvised Weapon. When complete, weapons will be voted on and turned into one of the additional weapon cards 14/20

Guess Again -

  • Create a TikTok with Geekon Original Audio 2/50
  • Comment on our campaign with an urban dictionary link for NSFW terms 8/20

Dumpster Diver -

  • Post your Ration Tattoo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Foodie 1/50
    Comment on our campaign your favor ration card. Let us know what you all are thinking!! 7/20

Insider Trading -

  • Post your Doggo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #NuclearGas 4/50
  • Subscribe to Tabletop Simulator Hostile Hoarders page 73/75

We're Funded!!
about 4 years ago – Mon, Jan 24, 2022 at 10:39:22 AM

🎉Happy Monday, we are funded🎉

We did it everyone! We are fully funded! Get ready for a game full of humor, awesome art and puns while not slacking on the strategy and playability. 

Thank you to everyone who has already commented their own weapon card ideas. We are really getting close on a few of these stretch goals! We may need a few more weapons for the After Dark version though. 🤣






Social Goal Progress with clickable links:

- Only one of the two goals must be complete to Unlock -

Roid Rage -

  • Shareour Announcement post on Facebook 22/50
  • View our Play through Video on Facebook 147/200

Self Quarantine -

  • Taga Friend on in our Announcement Post on Instagram 10/50
  • Likeour Announcement Post on Instagram 45/100

Dire Times -

  • Postyour Survival Gear on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Survival 0/50
  • Commenton our campaign your own Improvised Weapon. When complete, weapons will be voted on and turned into one of the additional weapon cards 10/20

Guess Again -

  • Createa TikTok with Geekon! Original Audio 2/50
  • Commenton our campaign with an urban dictionary link for NSFW terms 2/20

Double Tap -

  • Followus on on Instagram 48/400
  • Joinour Discord 35/50

Dumpster Diver -

  • Postyour Ration Tattoo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Foodie 1/50
  • Commenton our campaign your favor ration card. Let us know what you all are thinking!! 2/20

Insider Trading -

  • Postyour Doggo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #NuclearGas 4/50
  • Subscribeto Tabletop Simulator Hostile Hoarders page 58/75

Day #11 - Almost there!!
about 4 years ago – Fri, Jan 21, 2022 at 10:34:01 AM

Thank you to all that have backed so far!

We are almost funded, just a few more backers! Who's going to be the final nail?? 

This is so exciting and we couldn't do it with out you all. 😃


We added some alternate social goals in hopes it will allow more ways for everyone without social media to share and chat about Hostile Hoarders. A few people had mentioned they were unable or felt uncomfortable seemingly promoting something to their friends and family in such a public form. We get it. We also want everyone to really feel a part of the campaign. So far so many have given suggestions and it has really molded our campaign and helped set us up for future endeavors. We appreciate all the engagement and want to continue to hear from you!


Most important new goal, Dire Times. Let us know what weapon you would like to see come to fruition and we will make that happen. Comment your idea for an improvised weapon. What would you grab to fight for food in the post-apocalypse? Describe your weapon, give a weapon name, list items that would fend off other survivors, whatever comes to mind. When we have 20 to choose from we'll post a vote to choose the which one will be added to the game. 




Social Goal Progress with clickable links:

- Only one of the two goals must be complete to Unlock -


Roid Rage -

  • Share our Announcement post on Facebook 20/50
  • Headlinecebook 129/200

Self Quarantine -

  • Tag a Friend on in our Announcement Post on Instagram 9/50
  • Like our Announcement Post on Instagram 34/100

Dire Times -

  • Post your Survival Gear on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Survival 0/50
  • Comment on our campaign your own Improvised Weapon. When complete, weapons will be voted on and turned into one of the additional weapon cards 0/20

Guess Again -

  • Create a TikTok with Geekon Original Audio 2/50
  • Comment on our campaign with an urban dictionary link for NSFW terms 0/20

Double Tap -

Dumpster Diver -

  • Post your Ration Tattoo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Foodie 1/50
  • Comment on our campaign your favor ration card. Let us know what you all are thinking!! 0/20

Insider Trading -

  • Post your Doggo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #NuclearGas 4/50
  • Subscribe to Tabletop Simulator Hostile Hoarders page 57/75

Day #8 - Print and Play Pledge
about 4 years ago – Wed, Jan 19, 2022 at 06:19:16 AM

DIY Sushi & Self Gratification

Today we added a Print and Play Pledge level for Hostile Hoarders and Hostile After Dark. 

We will also be providing all backer levers a PnP copy of the Hard Copy game that they back. 


Thank you to everyone who is giving their suggestions of what you would like to see in a campaign!


Everyone really rallied yesterday and we are getting closer to unlocking our stretch goals. Keep sharing with you friends!



Roid Rage - Share our Announcement post on Facebook 15/50

Self Quarantine - Tag a Friend on in our Announcement Post on Instagram 9/50

Dire Times - Post your Survival Gear on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Survival 0/50

Guess Again - Create a TikTok with Geekon Original Audio 2/50

Double Tap - 400 new followers on Instagram 44/400

Dumpster Diver - Post your Ration Tattoo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #Foodie 1/50

Insider Trading - Post your Doggo on Instagram with #HostileHoarders #NuclearGas 4/50